What I think my cat is thinking right now:

"What's the deal with chocolate? She seems to enjoy it maybealittletoomuch... I just don't get it..." 
"Oh, wow, that itches! Must get at that!!" 
"Ok...now what was I just thinking? Oh yeah...watch her eat that weird stuff, man...I don't want none o' dat" 
(She's a rescued stray and therefore not well versed in grammar.)