...that I use Boudreaux's Butt Paste and Anti Monkey Butt powder 'cause chafing sucks...
At least they're honest about what they are...not using cute pithy names to make you feel like a grown-up poser...like MountainFreshDouchePowder (why would you want your vajajay to smell like a fresh mountain? Goats poop on mountains.) or le FrenchyFrenchFrench lotiony soap that'sreallymadeinOhiobyfatterthansh*tWalmartshoppers.
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