I'm about to school you posers in what NOT TO DO with fashion

• Remove the price stickers from the outer soles of your shoes, especially when they come from JimmyJazz on 14th St.   Ooh, the red sale sticker on top of the regular sticker?  Just too much. Too, too much...
• The "Pierre Cardin 100% wool" label on the sleeve hem of your coat - remove it... he's been dead a looong time and didn't design that and that label is only for store rack identification.
• The back slit at the hem of your coat, jacket, skirt, etc...puh-lease remove the 'X' stitching. That's to hold the slit in place while shipping and is not part of the style - especially when it bubbles under your butt.
• Tissue stuffed into the loops of a bow - REMOVE it. It's there to hold the shape of the loops, not part of the design.
• Large printed labels on your scarf that say 100% Cashmina...It's 100% STOOPID. It looks stoopid. Take it off!!! I'm not impressed by your label.
• If your high heels scrape and clickety-clickety-scraaaaaapey-scraaaaaape, get them re-tipped...you'll walk better and sound like you have 1/2 a brain.

and when it's all on one idiot on the subway...well, you just have to write about it...
Too, too much...