Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Sunday, September 25, 2011
song stuck in my head
song in my head sung to "la la la la lalaaaaa": "Going to have Cuban food, Cuban, Cuban, Cuban food, la la la la lalaaaaa!" "Cenando en el Rincon Criollo..."
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
I LOVE arrest photos...
I would arrest these wacks just for the make-up/hair-don't EVERS ALONE
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| the tears are just perfect |
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| lace front mullet |
SOHO was clever...
Apparently I live in FoHi...enough
already with the oh-so-pithy nonsensethatitisohsoboring
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Seriously
...riding a skateboard over the age of 30 is just not cool - b a r e l y cool in Cal. I'm afraid everyone must grow up. I used to ride Broadway from Columbia down to the Village mylifewassoooocool...Even I had to give it up...
He's SO real...
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| ANDSOOOOOINTHECLOSET play his song - link below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OuQnpmL_hXI#! |
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Anthony Weiner...
...lives in my neighborhood.
Just heard from the weirdo in line at pharmacy that today is Weiner's moving-out-of-apt day. I should have asked her if we shouldn't get a bank holiday for that but I didn't want to engage said weirdo...
Just heard from the weirdo in line at pharmacy that today is Weiner's moving-out-of-apt day. I should have asked her if we shouldn't get a bank holiday for that but I didn't want to engage said weirdo...
Last night in car:
Kidlet's in the backseat asking for Spanish homework help. She keeps asking me to slow down so she can type it correctly as all homework must be typewritten. There's no laptop so I ask what she means by
'typing it'.
She's emailing herself the homework on her BBerry to print out at home......
BRILLIANT!
She's emailing herself the homework on her BBerry to print out at home......
BRILLIANT!
What I think my cat is thinking right now:
"What's the deal with chocolate? She seems to enjoy it maybealittletoomuch... I just don't get it..."
"Oh, wow, that itches! Must get at that!!"
"Ok...now what was I just thinking? Oh yeah...watch her eat that weird stuff, man...I don't want none o' dat"
(She's a rescued stray and therefore not well versed in grammar.)
"Oh, wow, that itches! Must get at that!!"
"Ok...now what was I just thinking? Oh yeah...watch her eat that weird stuff, man...I don't want none o' dat"
(She's a rescued stray and therefore not well versed in grammar.)
Monday, September 12, 2011
listening to sports radio in the car
- why do the players even bother giving their summation?
"Uh, I think we, uh, played a great game and were, uh, up against a
"Uh, I think we, uh, played a great game and were, uh, up against a
Sunday, September 11, 2011
BlackParentsQuotes on Twitter
Seriously funny stuff andthiswhitemamasaysthemaswell...
that turning proper noun into verb is all day on
"you wanna go where?....movies?.....purple WHAT?!?!....you better Purple
Rain that homework i know that much.... #BlackParentsQuotes
sitting by an open window...
...this is what I hear randomly:
- Will you be there?
- Suzette!
- some Japanese
- good doggy, good boy
- clomp clomp clomp
- cars
- a train
- car door
- birds
- old lady's shopping cart wheels
- car horn
- another bird
NOT Ashamed To Admit...
...that I use Boudreaux's Butt Paste and Anti Monkey Butt powder 'cause chafing sucks...
At least they're honest about what they are...not using cute pithy names to make you feel like a grown-up poser...like MountainFreshDouchePowder (why would you want your vajajay to smell like a fresh mountain? Goats poop on mountains.) or le FrenchyFrenchFrench lotiony soap that'sreallymadeinOhiobyfatterthansh*tWalmartshoppers.
At least they're honest about what they are...not using cute pithy names to make you feel like a grown-up poser...like MountainFreshDouchePowder (why would you want your vajajay to smell like a fresh mountain? Goats poop on mountains.) or le FrenchyFrenchFrench lotiony soap that'sreallymadeinOhiobyfatterthansh*tWalmartshoppers.
DO NOT HOLD TODAY AGAINST ALL MUSLIMS
A small group of
Muslims staged a counter-demonstration nearby, holding up placards
reading 'Muslims Against Extremism' and 'If You Want Sharia, Move To
Saudi'.
Abdul Sallam, 41, who was waving a sign that read 'Keep The Silence', travelled down to London from his home in Glasgow to show the strength of his feelings.
He said: 'I'm a Muslim. What they're doing is bringing shame on all Muslims. This is not part of the teachings of Islam.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036172/9-11-memorial-events-London-protesters-burn-American-flag-outside-US-embassy.html
Abdul Sallam, 41, who was waving a sign that read 'Keep The Silence', travelled down to London from his home in Glasgow to show the strength of his feelings.
He said: 'I'm a Muslim. What they're doing is bringing shame on all Muslims. This is not part of the teachings of Islam.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036172/9-11-memorial-events-London-protesters-burn-American-flag-outside-US-embassy.html
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Spanish teacher from E-th-paña
Growing up in Puerto Rico, I learned a Spanish that is not as pure as the Spaniards... Sooo funny to hear that the E-th-panish teacher from E-th-pain told a DR (Republica Domincana) kid "What you e-thpeak ith not e-th-paneech..." He's got that right...the ba-th-tard...
Friday, September 9, 2011
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
FUCK!!!
You wreak havoc on my creative process when you "tidy up" my or-ga-ni-zed cha-os...I'm not going to work anymore and leave you to "work at home" because ICAN'TFINDANYTHINGANDEVERYTHING'SIN'NEATLITTLEPILESandIhateneatlittlepilesthatIdidn'tmakemyself...' they're now your neat little piles ofMYstuff...
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| FUCK!!! |
lovely child o' mine
13 yr old: "Mom, you're sooo not cool"
Me: "My level of sooo coolness has taken 4 decades to achieve, you're not even 1/2 way into your 2nd...check in with me in another 2 1/2 decades and I'll have that advantage over you STILL."
Me: "My level of sooo coolness has taken 4 decades to achieve, you're not even 1/2 way into your 2nd...check in with me in another 2 1/2 decades and I'll have that advantage over you STILL."
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
my phone and computer not talking to each other
they must have had a fight 'cause there's no communication between the 2 right now...fb posts are lingering on one and emails on the other...must separate them tonight...no more charging together if you can't handle yourselves...andstoplookingatmelikethat
what not to say to your kid or yeah, go ahead...
Well, maybe I wouldn’t drink so much if you didn’t lose so many beauty
pageants. YOU’RE COMPETING AGAINST 4-YEAR-OLDS, SARAH. HOW HARD
COULD IT BE?
listening to "Car Wash" whoa oo whoa oo whoa oo whoa
13 yr old walks in and gives
me an "Ewww, what is that?!" I said "Your funeral dirge..." heavy eye
rollage...
I think I hear her Googling 'dirge'...
I think I hear her Googling 'dirge'...
Monday, September 5, 2011
people of Walmart grossness
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| you are sooooo confused....soooo very confused |
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| bootylucky? |
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| oh thank the good lord.... |
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| the fattening of America...don't even make him walk |
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| oh, it just gets better.... |
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| alrighty then... |
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| nah ah - no-o-o... |
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| really? |
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| more jorts and this must be Houston hair... |
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| no words... n.o. w.o.r.d.s |
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| gotta love the loyalty...the sheer commitment to his store and his eating... |
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