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| I just had a Wendy's cheeseburger and fries...and feel like this... What better way to inaugurate my 100th blog entry?! |
Monday, September 5, 2011
Fat bottom girls...
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
new kid starting at kidlet's school named Hardon...that's gotta suck...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
cup of tea
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| yeah yeah different tea party...whatever... |
From a funny e-mail my dad sent me:
One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.
My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.
Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"
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SCROLL DOWN.............
NOW SCROLL UP..
That's enough for the first day. Great job....
I'm about to school you posers in what NOT TO DO with fashion
- Remove the price stickers from the outer soles of your shoes, especially when they come from JimmyJazz on 14th St. Ooh, the red sale sticker on top of the regular sticker? Just too much. Too, too much...
- The "Pierre Cardin 100% wool" label on the sleeve hem of your coat - remove it... he's been dead a looong time and didn't design that and that label is only for store rack identification.
- The back slit at the hem of your coat, jacket, skirt, etc...puh-lease remove the 'X' stitching. That's to hold the slit in place while shipping and is not part of the style - especially when it bubbles under your butt.
- Tissue stuffed into the loops of a bow - REMOVE it. It's there to hold the shape of the loops, not part of the design.
- Large printed labels on your scarf that say 100% Cashmina...It's 100% STOOPID. It looks stoopid. Take it off!!! I'm not impressed by your label.
- If your high heels scrape and clickety-clickety-scraaaaaapey-scraaaaaape, get them re-tipped...you'll walk better and sound like you have 1/2 a brain.
Too, too much...
lovely childo'mine
13 yr old just said "Why do you need a $1,000+ ring that you'll wear everyday...you're so unfashionable.." "Everyone changes it up..." cue my eyes rolling into my headnevertobeseeagain
Last Words Of:
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| Last Words Of: Che Guevara, revolutionary |
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| Last Words Of: Robert Erskine Childers,
Irish nationalist Childers, an Irish nationalist whose opposition to elements of a British treaty put him on the wrong side of the Free State, was sentenced to be executed. Childers took the opportunity to shake the hand of every man in the firing squad, offering the advisory as an oddly humorous pro-tip. |
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| Last Words Of: Tallulah Bankhead,
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Sunday, September 4, 2011
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Would love a Puerto Rican voice on my GPS
Turng lef ober der...OBER DER!! Ay dios mio, nena! Ay tol' joo go lef' and joo do guat joo want. JesuCrys! Joo on jer own. Ai cay no deal no mar weet joor cressy dribingue...dios mio que es lo que pasa con esta nena?!"
Could be my stepmother... not the pictured lady above NOTthepicturedlady omaigahJesuCrys!
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