2 things I can do really well: 

make french toast and surf the net...

2 things I canNOT do at the SAME TIME: 

make french toast and surf the net...

 

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 I can also PMS with the best of 'em,  & tuck and forget money in my bra only to then need it in the street...search frantically in my wallet and realize, ogod, how do I get it NOW??