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Saturday, October 29, 2011

regretsy.com RULES

omg - just discovered http://www.regretsy.com/ and am dy-ing of laugh-ter.
TOTALLY feel like holding an 'Occupy etsy.com' sit-in. 
FINALLY a wonderful gotcha!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Pissy rant today...


Lemme tell u lil' story about a woman and how phony I feel she truly is.

Ruth Madoff was apparently forced by her surviving son to do this soon-to-be-aired CBS interview that made headlines today; he threatened that she would lose him, too, if she did not show up(His motive in using this threat was to usurp his sister-in-law's thunder from her revealing tell-all book. Nice behavior...)

The story here is the surviving son is PISSED that his sister-in-law stands to make a whole lotta $$$$ from her story [of Madoff life as SHE saw it, so it's legit to her and in my humble opinion, has every right to tell it.] being published before he can jump on that train...hisgirlfriend, by the way, is penning his story.
He claims that a 4-year marriage to his brother does not give her any credibility to tell Madoff stories as an insider but his girlfriend can write his story?! WhatEever... Having 2 children with his brother also means she really wasn't part of the family? Really?!
So now Ruth says she was suicidal, blah, blah, blah. Cry me a river, Ruth...


My lesson begins as follows:
If you claim not to know how your partner REALLY made his/her unbelievable fortune and you enjoyed the high life til he/she got caught, YOU are an ignoramus beyondforgiveness...

For all legal age adults out there, here is the lesson:
A) If you have no access to your spouse's financial info, you should QUESTION why not. 
If you can live with the answer being 'it's none of yo biz' then you are an ostrich with your head in the sand; it's obviously being HIDDEN from you for a reason and how in itself IS THAT OK?!

B) Any truly powerful person can access records through their associates and connections. USE THEM, idiot, or you'll get fleeced. If it's illegal shenanigans goin' on and you can live with that, you are still accountable ethically to everyone you and your spouse are screwing. 

Ruth definitely had those connections and chose to either keep livin' the good life using 'oh-I'm-just-the-little-wife' BS or knew all the time and played the despicable 'oh-I'm-just-the-little-wife' card...

No suicide allowed, Bernie and Ruth, live in your self-made hell that all your vicitims are living...if they've committed suicide themselves because you ruined their lives, the families left behind are blood on your hands, too, you losers...

Thursday, October 20, 2011

died like the coward he was

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051361/Gaddafi-dead-Dictator-begged-life-summarily-executed.html

cute for your teeney-ager

JibJab "can't" unsubscribe me...ye-ahhhh

Best photo of all days 

My NYC subway

GOTTA love this city orendupkillingsomeone... 
Subway train: Stoned-out-of-her-mind woman with oxygen tank and tubes in nose holding cardboard sign that reads "Dangerously destitute - please help, system won't..." Oh yeah?! Then who gives you the tank and oxygen refills?! [and getting high while 'on the job' was your umpteenth stoopid move of the day, btw]

lordhavemercy AGAIN

let's conversate about yo loyality... 


(PS writing this caption resulted in only 'loyality' being detected as a misspelling, NOT 'conversate'....I'm scared for my child's future - being corrected by a computer that's not intelligent enough to do so)

10:1 she hates you, too...and I just won THAT bet

Did Ralph pay you to tat his Polo logo to your face? No? Sooo, what does this prove? idiotassface

30 Rock...s

awesome line from Liz Lemon - "She's like the human Macarena, something everybody did at a party in 1996."

Thursday, October 13, 2011

LAME-OOOO

God gave you a face to do THIS to it??!

dumb and dumber

waste of a tattoo - funny for a week, 2 at the most

ok, kinda funny

Sunday, October 9, 2011

beeeeeep

beeeeeeep

Walmart lusciousness...

please put me down like a sick dog if I EVER do this

the thong...hard to get past BUT(T) does she really need to 'turn you on' if she's 'walking-disabled'???! HEY FATTY! Get off the lazy train!!!!

I don't have enough fingers and toes to count how many things she put ontogoshoppingatWalmart

s'ok! found him!!

...with matching muffin top

not only is he wearing this, but somebodymadeitforhimtowear

OH C'MON!!!!




tats from hell

oooooooh, I get it...

while completely inappropriate and sooper stoopid, add to this the closed-up belly button ring hole and it's funny
oopsandouch...


This is a real beer goggler

olord - any takers?