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Thursday, September 1, 2011

mamacitas

now THIS is the bikini I'll be wearing on the Boca Riviera

ok then

Honeeey, enhance lips OR eyes...

Duchess de Alba - bet she wishes she never started the plastic surgery...

"¡Ahí viene...Iris Chacón....ahí viene!"

what a dumb-ass and almost now a no-ass

that's what he thinks



hail to the jail

never mind the pimp charge...it's the HAIR that offends me

colored contacts for sentencing...

and other looks he chose...makes the pimp hats of days gone by elegant


I'm guessing religious...?

man o man

What the what...at the airport??

what a waste...2 perfectly good pairs of jeans have met their maker...

talk about working the warehouse

and now for something completely different...

PeopleofWalmart.com ROCKS!!!

WalMart exists to keep my mind entertained & THIS did it - GRODY TO THE MAX!!!
good thing they print warnings on plastic bags...unless ya cain't re-yud
Ma! MA!! We got us a gig!! inWalMartinwomens'attire...sigh
What's worse, the condition of this child's bare feet or the ride he's gettin' from Pepaw? IN WALMART, OF COURSE!!

I just...I just...ohgod, what the what is THIS...IN WALMART, OF COURSE!

with these bad boys, you shovel as you walk...

Hey, did you remember to put 'kid' on the list? Also, get me sodee pop.

language f*ckery

niiiice...can't speak it himself

Nooooooooo thank you

what?

prom senSATIONS!!!

her date has a bigger "do" than she does...

ok, let's see...his cane matches the outfits and his shoes (!) and never mind the hood while the other guy's hand is under her skirt (?)(her mom's so proud of this photo) AND she's wearing flip-flops...

never mind the hoods, how did she get him to wear a cheongsam?

ok - how scary is she?!! ...AND they have matching 'staches...isn't that cute?

olan Mills archives

Just a typical afternoon down on the plantation. In a business suit. Y'know, for a budget meeting with the help. (Actual Olan Mills photo from their files)

Thoughtful Lance. Mirthful Lance. Two sides of a delightful coin.
(Actual Olan Mills photo from their files - caption credited to someone else)

Patrick broke ranks and chose drag over the bow tie
(Actual Olan Mills photo from their files - caption credited to someone else)

what is wrong with these people

wut? THE END OF THE WORLD IS HEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!
so virginal...
seriously?? why bother with the 2nd pair?
Stop me - here I gooooooo.....
Great idea, glad they called each other this morning: "What are you gonna wear?" " I dunno, what are you wearing?" "Let's call Home-slice and Fred and ask them..."
Grandmaster Funk and ...I can't stop laughing...



Girl, the pants DON'T FIT!
wait...what the.... wai-ai-ait....where do I even start...omigodwhatthehellisthis

trailer park delights

trailer park terlet
the beautiful couple..of whats I don't know....


tailer park hot plate

trailer park chandelier

DON'T DO HEROIN

reason 1,000,000 why you shouldn't start with heroin...Anita Pallenberg as a model then and today...oy

you go, girl

Hope this isn't PhotoShopped... LOVE it!!  

tired...sooo tired...

now THIS is tired... 

random ugh

Oh, I get it...    
This is what happens when the girls from "Toddlers and Tiara's" grow up...
(I can't take credit for making this up - I got it from a blog site...)
 
If this is what he does for a mugshot...what happens when he meets Bubba in the jail cell?
 
The key is to always remove ONE accessory before you leave the house...that way you never look overdone.

Looking for my cell phone...she keeps everything else in here!

omilord, it's Sept 1 - time to put in new contacts...where the hell are they...?

aging...well...

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured here,
sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, party all night and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty," she replied