funny or die is fu-u-unnyyyy

romeo-and-juliet-told-through-facebook

hahahahahaaaaaaa

NOT for children whowillnowclickbecausenomeansyes

click on "Bony Liver Jackson"

I'm Bony Liver Jackson - yeaaaah...fits....

Newter the freak, please

Newt's cocky answers [to moderators' questions "would you please address..."] beginning with "No...but I will answer..." 

Reminds me of the cocky kids in kidlet's school...who have teenage-brain...what's his excuse?

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click on this link, too

YUMMMMMYYYYYY

just keep looking

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morons...so MO-RO-NIC

it's always the 1st pregnancy that turns people into dorks...like they're the only ones to reproduce EVER and it's miraculous and everyone better be awed and amazed

my funny Sam

A Funny by Sam once again: my sweet friend (notSam) suggested that I sit shiva for my dad (remember I'm not Jewish) for at least one day because she says I have so many people in my life who love me and want to do something...telling my FunnySam who says, "OK, so it means you would sit around not doing anything, not make dinner & so have it brought in, play Solitaire on the Kindle...how would that be any different from every other day?" ahahahahaaaaa

my new girl!! Big ANG!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xRB-ip0yOfQ

today's inspirations

My career aspirations:

1st place: Lei distributor @ Hawaiian airport

2nd choice: Zamboni operator

3rd choice: champion facebook poker/irritant

Fashionable capes

Female WASPs in NYCanditsboroughs are finally de mode in their capes...relatively speaking ...purchased on a trip long ago to Scotland/Wales/fill-in-the-blank when visiting one's ancestral home. The fashion is set-off with tan hosiery and one's practical black orthopedic shoes which accomodate the tall gangly white-haired woman's large-sized feet. 
The other accoutrement is one's husband in his very practical-when-purchased-50-years-ago trench coat that still fits as one practices austerity and can still wear the same underwear purchased with said trench coat.

Just passed several couples out on a bracing New Year's stroll - très chic.