my daughter's Twitter

just found this on my daughter's Twitter: "Guy just asked me on the train where a street was. Any of my friends know that I am the LAST person you should be asking for directions. :P" DYING!!!

Buddy the Elf

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Breaking Dawn

daughter's text coming home from seeing "Breaking Dawn":

Kidlet: Most disturbing movie
     Me: Gud birth control, right?!
Kidlet: Mom. You don't understand what I just witnessed.
     Me: Uh oh, r u going to b ok?
Kidlet: idk. Not really...

Stop making such a BOOB of yourself...

...and then there's this...

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

regretsy.com RULES

stooooooppppp

What's worse...the ugly tat or the razor bumps?

oh hell yeah

omilord

MAN's hands...ok?! MAN'S

why?? whyohwhy???

maybe she shouldn't be eating here AT ALL...

funny stuff...f-u-n-n-y stuff

Don't Touch The Girls

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this here's a right regular high class wedding caterer...

awesome Halloween

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