Saturday, December 31, 2011
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Monday, December 5, 2011
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Herman Munster, I mean, Cain
Now I think we can ALL publicly claim that we've been assaulted by Herman Cain...enough already.
(credit to my girl, Susan)
Happy Holidays!!
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| Here's the visual...here's the song: http://www.regretsy.com/audio/ |
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| Here's the visual...here's the song: http://www.regretsy.com/audio/ |
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| Here's the visual...here's the song: http://www.regretsy.com/audio/ |
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Breaking Dawn
daughter's text coming home from seeing "Breaking Dawn":
Kidlet: Most disturbing movie
Me: Gud birth control, right?!
Kidlet: Mom. You don't understand what I just witnessed.
Me: Uh oh, r u going to b ok?
Kidlet: idk. Not really...
Kidlet: Most disturbing movie
Me: Gud birth control, right?!
Kidlet: Mom. You don't understand what I just witnessed.
Me: Uh oh, r u going to b ok?
Kidlet: idk. Not really...
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Monday, November 7, 2011
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
Saturday, October 29, 2011
regretsy.com RULES
omg - just discovered http://www.regretsy.com/ and am dy-ing of laugh-ter.
TOTALLY feel like holding an 'Occupy etsy.com' sit-in.
FINALLY a wonderful gotcha!
Friday, October 28, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Pissy rant today...
Lemme tell u lil' story about a woman and how phony I feel she truly is.
Ruth Madoff was apparently forced by her surviving son to do this soon-to-be-aired CBS interview that made headlines today; he threatened that she would lose him, too, if she did not show up. (His motive in using this threat was to usurp his sister-in-law's thunder from her revealing tell-all book. Nice behavior...)
The story here is the surviving son is PISSED that his sister-in-law stands to make a whole lotta $$$$ from her story [of Madoff life as SHE saw it, so it's legit to her and in my humble opinion, has every right to tell it.] being published before he can jump on that train...hisgirlfriend, by the way, is penning his story.
He claims that a 4-year marriage to his brother does not give her any credibility to tell Madoff stories as an insider but his girlfriend can write his story?! WhatEever... Having 2 children with his brother also means she really wasn't part of the family? Really?!
So now Ruth says she was suicidal, blah, blah, blah. Cry me a river, Ruth...
My lesson begins as follows:
If you claim not to know how your partner REALLY made his/her unbelievable fortune and you enjoyed the high life til he/she got caught, YOU are an ignoramus beyondforgiveness...
For all legal age adults out there, here is the lesson:
A) If you have no access to your spouse's financial info, you should QUESTION why not.
If you can live with the answer being 'it's none of yo biz' then you are an ostrich with your head in the sand; it's obviously being HIDDEN from you for a reason and how in itself IS THAT OK?!
B) Any truly powerful person can access records through their associates and connections. USE THEM, idiot, or you'll get fleeced. If it's illegal shenanigans goin' on and you can live with that, you are still accountable ethically to everyone you and your spouse are screwing.
Ruth definitely had those connections and chose to either keep livin' the good life using 'oh-I'm-just-the-little-wife' BS or knew all the time and played the despicable 'oh-I'm-just-the-little-wife' card...
No suicide allowed, Bernie and Ruth, live in your self-made hell that all your vicitims are living...if they've committed suicide themselves because you ruined their lives, the families left behind are blood on your hands, too, you losers...
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Thursday, October 20, 2011
My NYC subway
GOTTA love this city orendupkillingsomeone...
Subway train: Stoned-out-of-her-mind woman with oxygen tank and tubes in nose holding cardboard sign that reads "Dangerously destitute - please help, system won't..." Oh yeah?! Then who gives you the tank and oxygen refills?! [and getting high while 'on the job' was your umpteenth stoopid move of the day, btw]
Subway train: Stoned-out-of-her-mind woman with oxygen tank and tubes in nose holding cardboard sign that reads "Dangerously destitute - please help, system won't..." Oh yeah?! Then who gives you the tank and oxygen refills?! [and getting high while 'on the job' was your umpteenth stoopid move of the day, btw]
lordhavemercy AGAIN
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| 10:1 she hates you, too...and I just won THAT bet |
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| Did Ralph pay you to tat his Polo logo to your face? No? Sooo, what does this prove? idiotassface |
30 Rock...s
awesome line from Liz Lemon - "She's like the human Macarena, something everybody did at a party in 1996."
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
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